"Another Hernandez, just what this town needs."
Other than State, a bit of yawner.
Stephanie/Lexie. Poor Lexie has to hear about Stephanie's deception. Later, Lexie gets to see her niece. Am I the only one who forgot that Sydney is Lexie's niece and Stephanie's cousin?
Melanie/Nathan. Melanie is still in the hospital. Melanie realizes that Nathan never read her letter that she wrote prior to her wedding. Melanie then figures out that Stephanie lied about giving it to him. Blah blah blah. But Melanie calling Stephanie a "bitch" when she walked into the room was priceless. lol
Kate/Stefano/Gabi. Stefano owned the best lines today including this zinger to Kate, "You haven't even tried to kill her (Melanie)." lol Kate wasn't amused. Kate thanks Stefano for the retail therapy and for helping her with dealing with the drama of Melanie's shooting. Stefano is still upset about Sydney.
Brady/Arianna. Brady teases Arianna by joking that they are at this place to go ice fishing. He then has a nightmarish (depends on how you look at it) daydream of Arianna choking on her engagement ring in a champagne glass. Yeah, that's so 90s. Really. Arianna calls Gabi and tells her that he's the one. So naturally when Brady proposes for real, Ari shoots him down as fast as she can.
Rafe/Sami/EJ/Sydney/State. Rafe's still being a dick. They are at the DiMansion. Rafe's still in interrogation mode. He learns that Sami lied about the latest ransom note. Stefano and Kate show up. Oh, priceless seeing Stefano's reaction to seeing his granddaughter for the first time in 5 months. EJ's still bitter and refuses to let Stefano near Syd. Kate later tries to referee between the two, but EJ is still entrenched. Not sure what type of legal system they have in Salem, I'm still not sure how EJ thinks he owns the DiMansion. But if he doesn't want Syd around Stefano, he might want to consider getting his own place. I'm just sayin'. EJ, Sami, Rafe, and the poor traumatized Sydney go to the hospital where Sydney goes through a rape kit, full body cavity exam, and an airline body image scan to check for explosives in her diaper. Remarkably, she's in good health considering all the trauma. EJ says he wants to spend the night with Sami while Rafe just about shits his pants.
More Stefano and Kate please! Joe Mascolo steals the show again.
Stephanie/Lexie. Poor Lexie has to hear about Stephanie's deception. Later, Lexie gets to see her niece. Am I the only one who forgot that Sydney is Lexie's niece and Stephanie's cousin?
Melanie/Nathan. Melanie is still in the hospital. Melanie realizes that Nathan never read her letter that she wrote prior to her wedding. Melanie then figures out that Stephanie lied about giving it to him. Blah blah blah. But Melanie calling Stephanie a "bitch" when she walked into the room was priceless. lol
Kate/Stefano/Gabi. Stefano owned the best lines today including this zinger to Kate, "You haven't even tried to kill her (Melanie)." lol Kate wasn't amused. Kate thanks Stefano for the retail therapy and for helping her with dealing with the drama of Melanie's shooting. Stefano is still upset about Sydney.
Brady/Arianna. Brady teases Arianna by joking that they are at this place to go ice fishing. He then has a nightmarish (depends on how you look at it) daydream of Arianna choking on her engagement ring in a champagne glass. Yeah, that's so 90s. Really. Arianna calls Gabi and tells her that he's the one. So naturally when Brady proposes for real, Ari shoots him down as fast as she can.
Rafe/Sami/EJ/Sydney/State. Rafe's still being a dick. They are at the DiMansion. Rafe's still in interrogation mode. He learns that Sami lied about the latest ransom note. Stefano and Kate show up. Oh, priceless seeing Stefano's reaction to seeing his granddaughter for the first time in 5 months. EJ's still bitter and refuses to let Stefano near Syd. Kate later tries to referee between the two, but EJ is still entrenched. Not sure what type of legal system they have in Salem, I'm still not sure how EJ thinks he owns the DiMansion. But if he doesn't want Syd around Stefano, he might want to consider getting his own place. I'm just sayin'. EJ, Sami, Rafe, and the poor traumatized Sydney go to the hospital where Sydney goes through a rape kit, full body cavity exam, and an airline body image scan to check for explosives in her diaper. Remarkably, she's in good health considering all the trauma. EJ says he wants to spend the night with Sami while Rafe just about shits his pants.
More Stefano and Kate please! Joe Mascolo steals the show again.
Stefano priceless comment about the Hernandez..hey maybe some writers read some boards lol !
ReplyDeleteMelanie is seriously annoying right now (ok less than Rafe but still) but the "Bitch" was freaking good !
Bradianna were quite funny, minus the romp all over again. And for once a female character who wants to become more mature before the wedding (i am not fond of Arianna to say the least but i like her for that).
Non-Diva, It's fucking March already!!!... You need to get up off your fat ass and change the Christmas Banner at the top of this page.
ReplyDeleteWhile you're at it, you have my permission to take the Christmas tree down in living room too.
Hey non-troll, I'll change my banner when I feel like it. I'm working on a new one. It takes time.
ReplyDeleteMy tree has been down for months. Thanks for asking! Don't forget to take the Christmas lights off the front of your trailer.
You need to put your tony dildo down for 5 minutes and update that fucking banner. It's almost St. Patrick's day for christ sakes.
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