3/12/10 episode - Daniel's sperm in Carly Manning's turkey baster

Victor/Daniel - Daniel tells Victor he’s Melanie’s father. Time for the Victor Kiriakis comedy hour. “Tell me that you sold sperm to pay your way through medical school?” Victor zings. “Tell me that it somehow found its way into Carly Manning‘s turkey baster!” Between the zingers, he finds time for an…drum roll please…ISABELLA MENTION!!! Victor advises Daniel to stick up for Melanie when she’s in trouble like a real dad; in other words, if Dr. Dan gropes her like he does with his other patients, this may not be the best start for their new relationship.

Carly/Vivian - Vivian tells Carly to take a long leap off a short pier. After engaging with Vivian and Victor in meaningless dialogue that is all sarcasm and threats with no action, Carly tells Bo that she will confess to Melanie’s murder. At least in prison, she can have girl fights with Nicole.

Nicole/Chloe - Chloe confides to Nicole about her false pregnancy and Daniel having a child with Carly. Nicole gives Chloe advice to hold onto her man and make him forget about Carly and Melanie. Chloe worries that if she follows her friend’s advice, she too could end up makeup-less in an ugly orange jumpsuit.

EJ/Arianna/Brady - EJ offers Arianna a job with the Dimera Organization. Brady proposes marriage to her once again. Either way, actress Lindsay Hartley is really hoping that she won’t have to wear that stupid Salem Pub uniform anymore.

Rafe/Sami/Agent Clark - Sami leaves her newly found baby daughter with Caroline so that she can return to her favorite pasttime: interrogating and whining and generally being pathetic with Rafe. EJ shows up at her apartment later with Sydney, advising her to focus on her little girl. “Oh, she’s the baby and I’m the mom?” Sami asks.

Anna - Anna double checks the cottage, forgetting the damned boots! Anna remembers the damned boots but can’t find them! Anna fields a call from EJ while she’s trying to find the damned boots so she can get on the goddamn plane! She finds the boots but can’t get them in the fucking suitcase! Anna, the next time you decide to abet in a kidnapping, pack for the getaway early, okay?