3/18/10 review - Aunt Flo in Salem


PMS? Menopause? Hormonal chaos was going on today big time as all the women of Salem seemed to go from one snipe session to another. As seen in the picture above, Melanie the Serial Scene Killer was suffering so much that she could barely restrain herself from going on another spree.

Carly/Melanie/Maggie - Even though Melanie saved Carly from going to jail, she lashes out at Mommy Manning for giving her away to a psycho. After their exchange, Carly goes to the hospital to get sniped at by Chloe; meanwhile, Melanie goes on a crying jag with Maggie – since a long lost mom from decades ago is so much more important than myasthenia gravis.

Vivian/Kate – Vivian gloats about Carly’s butt being thrown in jail before Kate gleefully gives her a clue at the Java CafĂ©. Kate then meets Carly at the pier (Why is Carly always hanging out on the pier? Is DAYS really that bereft of sets? I guess the short answer is yes.), warning her that Vivian is their common enemy. A scene later, Vivian confronts Carly, angry that she’s not in jail.

Chloe – Donning a bright green turtleneck, Chloe obviously forgot that St. Patrick’s Day was yesterday. Bathroom break time as she stands around, sulking with Dan and Philip, saying no dialogue of any significance.

Anna/Nicole – The “Babes in the Big House” continue their talk. Nicole blackmails Anna into “busting her out of the joint”. She instructs Anna to “dry those tears and start working that mojo, honey” on Governor Jim Ford (Stuart Damon). Sounds like good stuff is ahead with the fundraiser. I know I’m a fan girl of both Ari and Leann, but seriously these two have been rocking it all week. Love it, love it, love it!

Victor – Seems to be on the rag himself, being all bitchy with Vivian and Anna today. Oh, wait, he’s always like that!

Daniel/Philip – Desperately searching for Midol tablets to distribute to the Hormonally Challenged Women of Salem.

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  1. I was hoping Vivian succeeded. There is still time.

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  2. I almost lost my breakfast over that screencap of Melanie. I'm already resigned to clown face sucking the oxygen out of Maggie's mysathenia gravis story. Poor Suzanne.

    Thank God for Nicole and Anna. It's great to see Leann strut her stuff after being wasted in the glorified-nanny role for months. I will be beyond pissed if DOOL cuts her loose just when Anna's storyline is getting off the ground. Now that Leann/Anna are firing on all cylinders, I want Tony back more than ever.

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