Saturday, April 30, 2011

Episode 39 ready for playback


We were really stretching for topics.  Thank goodness the chat room was lively and gave us good material.  lol  I'm going to embed the show on this blog.  Let me know if you like that better than linking the interview.  The topics we managed to talk about were:  our Sheri Anderson interview, Tamara Braun, EJaylor, Nicole, Chloe, Melanie/Dario/Brady, Carly's drug addiction, Daniel and Jennifer's less than romantic first date plans, whether or not Justin and Adrienne got married again, Magic, and Sate.

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Friday, April 29, 2011

Diva of DOOL episode 39 this Saturday!


Join the Diva, Madeline, and Anna (no Marianne this week) as we discuss our interview with Sheri Anderson and the last two weeks of Days of Our Lives on our blogtalkradio show.   The show starts at 10 pm est.  Feel free to call in to give us your opinion or join us in our chat room.

Friday's "frequent drinker miles" tweets


Pretty dull episode. Only thing new was Daniel and Jennifer agreeing to go on their first date.

EJaylor or as @kozziehooch calls them, Efailure are still on their champagne picnic. Taylor doesn't think they will work out.

Nicole is back at the Cheatin Heart while flashing back to the Efailure kiss. Nicole wants to know which secret Fay knew. Chloe overhears.

Nicole tells Chloe she is going to fight back. Carly asks Melanie to not tell Daniel that she lost track of last night.

Maxine and Melanie discuss their upcoming meeting about missing drugs. Carly overhears. Dannifer finishes their second kiss.

Daniel asks Jennifer out on a date. She has to think about it. Abby is at the Pub with Adrienne. Adrienne shows off her engagement ring.

Adrienne is looking for Jenn because of Jack. Abe and r2d2 pose for a picture for the newspaper in Bope's house.

r2d2 is still trying to leave town. Bo offered him a beer. Sami's at the door.

EJ tries to rationalize that they did not intend to hurt Nicole, like that makes it better. Taylor doesn't want to be the cause of the pain

Chloe wants "frequent drinker miles" at the Cheatin Heart since she & Nicole are there so often. Nicole feels dumb asking for Taylor to stay

Bo and Abe leave Safe2 alone. Roman told Sami something else also.

Adrienne tells Abby that she emailed Jack about the latest happenings. Jack sent her a haiku about sunsets. Sure that sounds normal.

Melanie tells Carly who would be dumb enough to steal drugs with all the procedures they have in place. lol

Sami tells r2d2 that Roman told her that he wanted a leave of absence to leave town for good. He denies it. He just wanted to clear his head

r2d2 calls Rafe "PA Rafe" pre-accident Rafe. Sami wants to go home and talk about it. Theo wants r2d2 to leave.

Dannifer keep negotiating their first date. Melanie and Carly overhear their date plans. Carly looks like she's constipated.

Nicole finally figures out that the man Taylor raved about when she first got into town was EJ. Nicole vows revenge.

EJ keeps going on about how resilient Nicole is. Lexie diffuses the Theo/r2d2 situation by taking Theo home.

r2d2 wants to talk to Theo.

Melanie opens a bottle of wine. Carly asks Jenn about their super romantic first date at a sports bar to watch baseball. wtf?

Jenn tells Carly she's ready to move on. Carly agrees. Jenn's not quite buying that Carly is really supportive of them.

r2d2 tries to get Theo and Ciara to lie for him. Theo wants to go home. The Carvers leave. Safe2 leaves.

EJ wants to tell Nicole about the divorce. Let Taylor see Nicole's reaction, then decide if she still wants to be with him.

Chloe advises Nicole to not seek revenge on EJ so as to not piss off Stefano.

Carly accuses Jenn of projecting feeling guilty over Jack by saying Carly's the one with the problem. That was cold, Carly.

Daniel tells Jenn he is looking forward to the Cubs. Ahhhh....romance is not dead in Salem. #rollseyes

Sami has already pawned off the kids on Caroline. Chloe doesn't want Nicole to blame Taylor. She thinks Taylor wanted to leave town.

Nicole refuses to feel sorry for Taylor. Nicole leaves the bar. Ej asks for Taylor to have faith in him. lmfao Why should anyone trust him?

EFailure kisses again while ending their champagne picnic.

Nicole refuses to feel sorry for Taylor. Nicole leaves the bar. Ciara tells Bope that r2d2 is mean when it's just kids around.

Jennifer overhears Abby say her dad is a jerk. Carly goes back to work. So much for the secret meeting about drugs being stolen.

A drug salesman wants to meet Lexie to give her samples, Carly offers to take them. Nicole wants the DNA test results asap.

Bo doesn't think it's odd that r2d2 doesn't like kids since his accident. Dan and Mel decide on what take out they want.

Jennifer tells Abby that she has a date with Daniel. Abby thinks he's hot. Abby's happy for her. Abby wants to help her dress for the date

Nicole strolls into the DiMansion, asks EFailure what they are up to. Sami decides to unpack instead of talking to r2d2.

r2d2 talks to himself about possibly taking care of Sami like he did Fay. Show's over.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Sheri Anderson interview ready for playback!


We would like to thank Sheri Anderson for giving us another fascinating interview. Tonight we had a wide variety of discussions. Sheri gave us some insights on book 2, "A Stirring in Salem" and some hints on book 3 that she is currently writing, "A Scandal in Salem." Sheri discussed the reasons for creating Austin Reed and Kate Roberts. A lot of fans were wondering if Jack and Jennifer are in book 2. Sheri gives us her take on Marlena, John, Isabella, Maggie and Victor, Kate and Stefano, as well as other beloved Days of Our Lives characters. If you want Sheri to come to your city to promote her books, she recommends getting in touch with Days45online on twitter and facebook. Also, Sheri mentioned that today it was announced that you can either get an e-book or kindle of the first book for free, and the second book a $1.99 for a week.

BTW, Sheri mentioned a few times that she likes my tweets during the show. You can follow me on twitter @divaofdool.

Ratings, DOOL back in last place

( -- Ratings Report for the Week of April 18-22, 2011

Numbers are based on Live+Same Day ratings

(Compared to Last Week/Compared to Last Year)

Total Viewers
1. Y&R 4,704,000 (+228,000/-293,000)
2. B&B 2,849,000 (+157,000/-458,000)
3. OLTL 2,762,000 (+263,000/+507,000)
4. GH 2,547,000 (+10,000/-61,000)
5. AMC 2,521,000 (+177,000/+53,000)
6. DAYS 2,403,000 (+49,000/-103,000)

1. Y&R 3.3/11 (same/-.3)
2. B&B 2.0/6 (same/-.3) <---- ties low (3rd straight week)
2. OLTL 2.0/6 (+.1/+.3) *
4. AMC 1.9/6 (+.1/+.1)
4. GH 1.9/6 (same/same)
6. DAYS 1.7/6 (same/-.2) <---- ties low (6th straight week)

* Last time in 2nd was May 23-27, 2005

Women 18-49 Viewers
1. Y&R 913,000 (+32,000/-215,000)
2. GH 713,000 (-58,000/-133,000)
3. OLTL 690,000 (+22,000/+62,000)
4. DAYS 630,000 (+33,000/-109,000)
5. B&B 525,000 (+9,000/-175,000)
6. AMC 520,000 (-20,000/-85,000)

Women 18-49 Rating
1. Y&R 1.4/9 (+.1/-.3)
2. GH 1.1/7 (-.1/-.2)
3. OLTL 1.0/7 (same/same)
3. DAYS 1.0/6 (+.1/-.1)
5. AMC 0.8/5 (same/-.1)
5. B&B 0.8/5 (same/-.3) <---- ties low (3rd straight week)

Girls 12-17 Viewers
1. Y&R 37,000 (+3,000/+3,000)
2. B&B 25,000 (+1,000/-8,000)
3. OLTL 18,000 (-2,000/-6,000)
4. GH 17,000 (+5,000/-24,000)
5. DAYS 14,000 (-6,000/-8,000)
6. AMC 10,000 (+3,000/-10,000)

Women 18-34 Rating
1. Y&R 0.8/6 (same/-.3)
2. GH 0.6/4 (-.2/-.3) <---- ties low
2. OLTL 0.6/4 (-.1/same)
2. DAYS 0.6/4 (+.1/-.3)
5. B&B 0.4/3 (same/-.2) <---- ties low (2nd straight week)
5. AMC 0.4/3 (-.1/-.3)

Men 18+ Viewers
1. Y&R 1,135,000 (+121,000/+5,000)
2. B&B 692,000 (+122,000/+7,000)
3. OLTL 565,000 (+124,000/+176,000)
4. DAYS 551,000 (+24,000/+75,000)
5. AMC 502,000 (+54,000/+35,000)
6. GH 473,000 (+58,000/-2,000)


Day-To-Day Ratings - HH/Total Viewers

Monday: 1.9/2,496,000
Tuesday: 1.8/2,423,000
Wednesday: 1.9/2,626,000
Thursday: 1.8/2,445,000
Friday: 1.9/2,615,000

Monday: 2.0/2,775,000
Tuesday: 1.9/2,650,000
Wednesday: 2.0/2,755,000
Thursday: 2.1/3,155,000
Friday: 2.0/2,909,000

Monday: 1.7/2,368,000
Tuesday: 1.8/2,557,000
Wednesday: 1.8/2,438,000
Thursday: 1.7/2,298,000
Friday: 1.7/2,356,000

Monday: 1.8/2,324,000
Tuesday: 1.9/2,734,000
Wednesday: 2.0/2,638,000
Thursday: 1.9/2,636,000
Friday: 1.8/2,403,000

Monday: 1.9/2,581,000
Tuesday: 2.0/2,722,000
Wednesday: 2.1/2,888,000
Thursday: 1.9/2,760,000
Friday: 2.0/2,859,000

Monday: 3.4/4,709,000
Tuesday: 3.3/4,451,000
Wednesday: 3.3/4,615,000
Thursday: 3.4/4,883,000
Friday: 3.4/4,863,000


For the SEASON September 20, 2010 through April 24, 2011

1. Y&R 3.6
2. B&B 2.2
3. GH 2.1
4. DAYS 2.0
5. OLTL 1.9
5. AMC 1.9

Women 18-49 Rating
1. Y&R 1.7
2. GH 1.4
3. DAYS 1.2
4. B&B 1.0
4. OLTL 1.0
6. AMC 0.9

Thursday's "I have a few of those." tweets

Today's eppy was ok. I'm looking forward to Nicole's revenge.

EJ starts kissing Taylor while Nicole watches. Chloe's gets her divorce papers. Justin shows up offering his help.

Chloe wants her husband and son back. Daniel leaves Melanie a message about his divorce. He got new locks on his door.

Carly flashes back to her drug taking. Melanie tells her last night was bad for her. I guess I missed it that Dario lost his job.

Gabi teases Dario on who is keeping him in Salem. Poor Nicole. Great job by Ari, she looks like she's going to throw up.

Nicole grabs a letter opener. I'm having a Marlena flashback right now. Remember her dream of stabbing John?

Jenn shows up at Daniel's place. He fills her in on Mel's attacker. Daniel serves her tea. Jenn flashes back to Daniel kissing Carly.

I have to mention Michael Scott. Man, I'm going to miss Steve Carell on The Office. *tears*

Jenn spies Daniel's divorce papers. Carly said she didn't check her messages. Mel says she looks tired. She asks if she's ok.

Taylor hears something in the foyer.

Justin wants to know Chloe's future plans. Chloe tells him she's living with Maggie. Chloe's done with Justin nagging her about money.

Jenn tells Daniel she saw him with Carly kissing. Daniel said it wasn't serious kissing, and Carly kissed him, but he did not kiss her.

Daniel wants to know if Jenn's jealous. Carly apologizes for not being there for Melanie. I like Carly's ponytail. Cute.

Gabi fills Will in on Dario staying in town. EJ tells Taylor that no one is there. Nicole leaves the DiMansion. Taylor's still paranoid.

Adrienne tells Carly she looks tired. Carly tells her she's in big trouble. Jenn wants to know why Daniel thinks Carly is losing it.

Daniel is rambling on and on about what he thinks Jennifer's feelings are. She gets a call. Melanie's at the door.

Melanie tells Daniel that Philip took Parker. EJ threatens to call Nicole. He will tell her everything. Nicole is at the pier.

Nicole answers the phone.

Dario says that Sami is better off without Rafe. I actually agree with something he said.

Daniel insists that Parker is not his son. He seems more upset with Parker leaving town than Chloe.

Daniel says he's fine. Jenn doesn't agree. Justin orders a cheeseburger for Chloe. She's not impressed. Justin hopes Philip returns.

Chloe makes a scene, and pitches the cheeseburger. A guy asks if Chloe wants another burger. He thinks Justin was her ex.

He asks if Justin was an ex husband. Chloe says, "I have a few of those." lol He asks her out.

Nicole tells EJ the cell call is breaking up, and hangs up on him. Taylor wants him to not call her back. Nicole cries on the pier bench.

Fay visits Nicole to console her. Nicole thinks that she's a fool for not knowing about Taylor and EJ.

Chloe's not interested in dating while single. She's only interested in dating when she's married. lol

Justin comes back to offer his help to Chloe. She wants him to leave. He leaves. Adrienne talks to Carly about depression.

Daniel feels bad for Chloe losing Parker. He thanks Jenn for being there for him. Daniel says he's not doing that, whatever that is.

Dario and Melanie run into each other outside the Pub. Mel doesn't want things tense between them. He wants to start fresh too.

Dario asks Melanie out. She doesn't want to date. He brings up her kissing Brady. EJ and Taylor have a picnic with champagne.

EJ says he'll be generous with Nicole during their divorce. Man, the rich guys on this show don't seem to mind alimony.

Ghost Fay leaves. Nicole looks at the DNA prisoner paper again.

Dario tells Melanie that he's happy for her and Brady. She leaves. Carly and Adrienne hug it out. Carly starts crying.

Carly takes out a pic of Daniel and Melanie. She looks fondly at Daniel. Daniel insists he is not coming on to Jennifer.

Jennifer tells Daniel that he's a "hot mess." Jenn tells him that she likes him that way, a lot. So much for good dialogue.

EJ again tells Taylor he has never felt this way about anyone but her. They kiss again. Nicole has her own flunkie check Rafe's DNA.

Nicole gives her flunkie some money. Fay comes back. She's happy that Nicole is taking care of herself.

Nicole doesn't think her happiness is in the cards. Adrienne and Justin's bliss is ruined by Dario who wants to be a bartender.

Carly and Melanie share a moment. Jennifer kisses Daniel with her eyes open. He's shocked. They kiss again, eyes closed this time.

I don't get Taylor. She keeps kissing EJ, but doesn't want him to tell Nicole he's going to divorce her.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Wednesday's "you're the master" tweets


Ok eppy. The kids get rescued. Nicole gets a clue.

Replay of Nicole finding Vivian's DNA testing of the DiMera prisoner. Stefano tells EJ that Rafe is dead, fell off a cliff.

Theo wants to leave when Bo finds the kids. Taylor tells Stefano and EJ that Leah told Bope where the kids are.

Stefano tells Kate the good news about the kids. They leave the mansion. EJ prepares to tell Taylor about his divorce.

Nicole goes back to the Cheatin Heart with Chloe. Bo tells Ciara that she was never to blame for Bope's problems. *sob*

Bo thanks Theo for staying with Ciara. r2d2 is totally annoyed. Ciara promises to never run away again. Bo calls Lexie.

Whoops. I meant Bo called Hope. Hope talks to her daughter.

Lexie calls Stefano that the kids were found. Lexie refuses to let Stefano see Theo. State's in front of the Pub.

Kate spies Chad and Abby at the Pub. Bo, the kids, and r2d2 show up at the SPD. Hope gives Ciara a hug. The kids are hungry.

Bo asks r2d2 how he found the kids. Chloe's off the wagon already. She's drinking a martini. lol Nicole fills Chloe in on Vivian's plan.

Another severe weather report. Tornado watch.

I assume I missed EJ telling Taylor about the divorce.

Chad wants to call Lexie. Kate calls him instead to tell him about Theo. Kate makes up a story that she needs him to text for her.

r2d2 lies that he had a similar runaway case as a rookie. Bo asks about his grip on Theo. r2d2 lies that he thought Theo would run away.

Nicole thinks Rafe was locked in the basement like John Black. Chloe's not buying it. Nicole thinks Rafe doesn't remember.

Nicole thinks that Rafe has a computer chip installed in his head. Chloe is so not buying this. Nicole shows her the DNA test.

Taylor tells EJ she's leaving whether or not he divorces Nicole. She doesn't want him to divorce her sister.

Stefano takes a seat with Abby, while Kate has Chad distracted at the pier. Stefano tells Abby that he wants Chad working for him.

Chad wants to know what Kate is up to. I lost my dish signal.

Nicole has a flashback of hearing (Stefano and EJ)discussing Fay knowing their secret. Nicole wonders how EJ did what he did to Rafe.

Kate tells Chad that EJ is going to ask Nicole for a divorce. Good point that EJ is asking for a divorce right after her mother died.

The Carvers get reunited with Theo. Lexie thanks r2d2. The fake Rafe is as good at finding ppl as the old Rafe.

EJ says Nicole will be fine. She'll end up with Brady. lol

Nicole tells Chloe to forget about her Rafe theory. Nicole decides to go home. EJ guesses that Taylor wishes they never met.

Oh no. EJ tells Taylor that they are "mean to be." #soapcliche

EJ tells Taylor it's wrong for them to deprive Nicole of the love EJaylor shares for each other. Taylor doesn't want him to leave the room.

Chad decides to work for Stefano. Kate tells Stefano that he's "the master." Stefano says, "did you ever doubt it?"

r2d2 doesn't want to give a statement about the kids. Real Rafe unfortunately wakes up by the side of the river.

EJaylor start kissing while Nicole watches. Show's over. Tornado warnings and all.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Tuesday's "is there an app for that?" tweets


Decent eppy with the first episode of Tamara Braun as Taylor. She did a good job. Her version of Taylor is nothing like Ava.

Ejole and nuTaylor at the DiMansion. Nicole breaks out the booze. Taylor wants to talk. Taylor threatens to move out again.

EJ wants Taylor to go. Brady says Victor is on probation. Melanie tells off Chloe, then Maggie shows up to ruin the party.

Bo gets updated by Hope and Lexie about the landscaping truck. Bo gets a call. r2d2 finds Ciara and Theo by accident.

severe weather is breaking into the show. Taylor doesn't want Nicole to drag out her moving out. Me too!

Bo tells the girls that Leah has Ciara's necklace and won't tell her where she got it. Rafe is surrounded and is on a cliff. He jumps! Yes!

Melanie is not happy that Maggie took Chloe's side. Maggie says she's worried about Mel. Maggie says Mel is like Victor.

Gus and Vivian discuss the DNA sample of the person who was imprisoned at the DiMansion. Viv wants to know if there's an app for it. lol

Nicole tells EJ that r2d2 left town. Nicole is afraid the kids will be upset with r2d2 leaving town. She's stunned EJ is happy about it.

Theo tells r2d2 that they ran away. He questions why Ciara thinks running away will make Bope happy. He's cool with keeping their secret.

Hope ID's her necklace at the SPD. Leah won't talk to Hope. r2d2 wants the kids to not squeal on him. Rafe jumped into the river.

Stefano wants to talk to EJ alone. Nicole jabs Stefano 4 not asking about her mother's funeral. EJ tells Stefano not 2 talk to Nic like that

EJ tells Stefano that Nicole is on high alert, and to stop pissing her off. EJ tells Stefano he's going to divorce Nicole.

Mel tells Maggie she tried to forgive Chloe, but Chloe keeps neglecting the baby. Maggie tells Mel she has a future, but Chloe doesn't.

Melanie's upset her relationship with Maggie is ruined because of Chloe. Maggie tells her she'll always be there for her. Mel doesn't buy it

Nicole and Chloe meet up at the Cheatin Heart. Chloe tells Nicole that Philip left with Parker. Theo tells r2d2 he can't lie for him.

Leah knows all about Hope's criminal past. She says no wonder Ciara ran away. lol Taylor is at Hope's with Lexie.

Taylor tells Lexie she hurt her ankle in a car accident with EJ. Taylor doesn't want to talk about EJ. Taylor said nothing happened.

Stefano doesn't buy that EJ's marital problems are Nicole's fault. He blames it on Taylor. Tells EJ he's out of his mind.

Mel tells Brady that Maggie chose Chloe over her, accused her of being like Victor.

Lexie tells Taylor that EJ will follow her if she runs away. Totally true.

Stefano asks EJ for him to think with his brain. lmfao

Stefano tells EJ that EJ wants Taylor because she's playing hard to get.

Bo tries to bribe Leah into cooperating. Then he threatens her. That's our Bo.

Leah decides to cooperate with Bo. Ciara is trying to talk Theo into lying.

Mel asks if Brady is on Chloe's side too. Victor finds Maggie outside the Pub. He thanks her.

Nicole tells Chloe that she thinks EJ had something to do with Rafe's accident. She tells Chloe that Rafe left town.

Stefano gets a call. Leah tells Bope she gave the kids some food. She tells them they headed for the woods.

Theo refuses to cover for r2d2.

Figures, weather update the last few minutes of the show.

Victor tells Maggie to be careful around Chloe. Maggie says she's tough. Victor walks off. Theo wants to leave, r2d2 grabs him.

Bo seems to have found the kids with r2d2. Vivian plans to seduce Stefano. Nicole overhears and sees the paper she threw away.

Nicole flashbacks to asking EJ about the "playroom" in the basement. Nicole wonders what he's up to. Stefano finds out about the escape.

The doctor tells Stefano that Rafe died. Nicole reads the DNA/prisoner paper of Vivian's. End of show. Thanks for reading without stalking.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Help get Lauren Koslow on "Watch What Happens Live" on Bravo


During our interview with Lauren Koslow, she revealed she is a fan of the "Real Housewives" series on Bravo.  I was watching that show last night, when it occurred to me that Lauren would be the perfect guest for the show.  Bravo is a sister network of NBC, so they should be responsive to fans wanting her on the show.  To help get Lauren on the show, tweet to @bravoandy the host of the show.  If anyone has other means to contact Bravo, post in the comments section, and we'll add it to the blog.  I did tweet this idea to Lauren who retweeted it to her fans.  Let's do it!

Monday's "Men go through Chloe like traffic through a tunnel" tweets


If you love Chloe insults as much as I do, today was the gold standard episode. And yes we are going to campaign to get Lauren Koslow on "Watch What Happens Live" on Bravo to discuss her love of the "Real Housewives" series.

Lexie is at Hope's house. Lexie lashes out at Hope. The kids have been gone over night. Lexie can't believe Hope didn't see this coming.

Ciara and Theo are in an alley. Theo's hungry. Some teenage girl spots them. She calls them "brats." That's not nice.

Melanie did spend the night at the K-Mansion with Brady. Mel vows to move on since Philip left without saying goodbye to her.

Victor finds Chloe at the Pub. He asks where she wants her stuff sent. Maggie says her place.

The doctor figures out Rafe has escaped the mental ward. Somehow Rafe finds new clothes. He hears police sirens.

r2d2 is still with the slut from last night. She's ready for round two. Dario walks in and sees them kissing.

Melanie wonders why she married Philip in the first place. She thinks maybe money had something to do with it.

Alicia says she doesn't do threesomes. #yeahright She gets dressed and leaves after Dario says he's married.

Melanie is upset that Philip never laughed at her jokes. She says her and Philip lacked a connection.

Brady tells Melanie that Chloe got kicked out of the K-Mansion. "Men go through Chloe like traffic through a tunnel." lol Line of the day!

Maggie's not impressed with Victor's insults of Chloe. She tells him he's not in position to judge Chloe.

Abe shows up at Hope's house while Lexie rips her a new one. Abe announces they have a lead.

r2d2 tells Dario that Sami won't find out about the affair. He tells him to never marry. Dario is mad he didn't care about Ari's killer.

Abe says Hope's neighbor thinks the kids climbed into the back of a landscaping truck. Hope's neighbor, Diane, shows up.

Rafe thinks the police are hunting him. r2d2 eats a sandwich while Dario pats himself on the back for finding Ari's killer.

Victor says he has every right to kick Chloe out, and Maggie says she has every right to let her move in with her.

Victor wonders why Maggie wants to help Chloe. Very good question.

Maggie calls herself a drunk, and wants to help Chloe with her problems. Victor wishes Chloe successfully killed herself.

Victor tells Maggie to kick Chloe out or he won't date her anymore.

Chloe thinks about staying elsewhere. Brady takes half the blame for the end of the Broe marriage. Victor walks in.

Victor asks Melanie how she's doing. Victor apologizes for how Philip treated her. He tells her Maggie took in Chloe.

Melanie: "This sucks." Victor: "Totally." lol about the Magic break up.

Gabi shows up at the Safe apartment. r2d2 asks how she got a key. Dario and Gabi complain about r2d2 in Spanish.

@DivaofDOOL I'd love to see @laurenkoslow on WWHL with the Countess :) @BravoAndy

Diane and Abe leave Hope and Lexie alone. Lexie apologizes. Lexie starts crying. Ciara asks the girl not to call her parents.

The runaway wants Ciara and Theo to do a favor for her for her to get them food.

Brady wants Victor to not tell Philip that Melanie is living there. Victor agrees. Victor wants to discuss something else with him.

Maggie tells Chloe that she thinks she has a drinking problem. Chloe doesn't seem upset to me about losing her miracle baby.

Melanie sees Chloe at the pier. She's not happy that Chloe is moving in with Maggie.

Ciara and Theo exchange names with Leah the runaway. She gives them so food. Ciara offers Leah her necklace from Hope. She takes it.

Melanie tells Chloe to leave town. Chloe says she'll change by the time Parker returns.

r2d2's car breaks down again. He calls Rafe's siblings, "illegal immigrants." lol The real Rafe is running around the woods.

Rafe's footprints are being tracked by the mental hospital staff. Damn, they're good.

Victor asks if there's news about Ciara. Victor wants to know if he's still family with Brady.

Lexie asks for a clue to where the kids are. A cop finds Leah, and finds the necklace. He thinks she's truant.

Leah is caught by a cop for being truant with Ciara's necklace. Maggie tells Melanie that Chloe is staying with her.

Rafe's surrounded. Tamara Braun is on tomorrow. My son said it's weird that EJ wasn't on today. lol Thanks for reading.

Friday's "something came up" tweets


Better late than never. Loved the Magic scenes, rest of the show was zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Chloe's apartment hunting at the Pub, Kate saunters in. Maggie and Victor at the KMansion. They hug. Aww. Brady hugs Mel at the hospital

Dario walks over being a jealous dick to Mel. r2d2 calls his mechanic at the Cheating Heart. He gets a call from Dario.

Another Fay falling down the stairs flashback. Rafe enjoys his dye job clothes. Troy's in a coma thanks to Dario.

Rafe plans his escape from the mental ward.

Kate and Chloe blame each other for Philip leaving town with the baby. Chloe's not the victim, I don't feel sorry for her at all.

Victor wants to know if they are officially dating. Victor asks if they are a couple. Awwwwww.

r2d2 lies to Dario that he's out of town. Dario's frustrated by r2d2 not being interested in their sister's killer.

Chloe threatens to nail Kate on poisoning her. Kate calls her a "nutjob." Chloe needs to stop trying to outsmart Kate. She'll never win.

Daniel learns what happened to Melanie at his apartment. Brady recognizes Troy.

r2d2 runs into a slut at the Cheating Heart, and it's not Chloe. lol r2d2 calls himself "Javier", the slut's name is Alicia.

Read the May sweeps spoilers. Just when you think the show can't possibly get worse...

Chloe claims to have learned from her mistakes. lmfao Since yesterday? Kate and Chloe both leave the pub.

Maggie wants to "spend time" with Victor without the label of being a couple. She sounds like a man. lol

Wow. Maggie admits that Magic is a couple, and they kiss. Awwww.

Brady complaining on who gets let out of prison early is laughable when you think Nicole, Hope, Caroline, Dario, etc all didn't serve long.

Alicia kisses r2d2 right outside the Cheatin Heart. She's making Chloe look like a prude. lol

Maggie admits she had a hard time of letting go of Mickey. Maggie forgets that Mickey found Bonnie quickly when she "died."

Kate walks in on the Magic love fest. Victor's not happy to see her. Brady doesn't understand why r2d2 isn't interested in Troy.

Daniel thanks Brady for being protective of Melanie. Mel wants Dario to back off on Brady. Dario says Brady broke Ari's heart.

r2d2 and Alicia go back to Safe's place. She sees his family photo. He lies and says Sami is his sister. lol

Rick the new guy thinks Rafe works at the mental hospital.

Maggie leaves because of Kate. Philip already has an apartment in Chicago. Victor and Kate drink to not hearing from Chloe again.

Chloe's back at the pier. Maggie finds her. Dammit!!! Let her jump.

Maggie takes home another stray. Chloe's going to stay with her. Dario wants Mel to stay away from Brady.

Why would Melanie cry to Dario if it goes to hell with Brady? They aren't friends.

Daniel wants a talk with Dario. Dare we hope Daniel punches him again?

Brady tells Melanie that Philip left town with Parker. Brady offers for her to move in with him back at the mansion.

r2d2 gets a phone call about his car. Alicia keeps kissing his shoulders.

Kate asks Victor if he blames her for Philip leaving. Victor says whomever friends Chloe is an enemy of his.

If Chloe breaks up Magic, man I will be so pissed.

Unfortunately, Daniel doesn't punch out Dario. Brady takes Mel back to the mansion. Dario's jealous.

Gross. r2d2 tells the mechanic he'll pick the car up later because "something came up." TMI!

Ratings, DOOL stays at 5th

Numbers are based on Live+Same Day ratings

( -- Ratings Report for the Week of April 11-15, 2011

(Compared to Last Week/Compared to Last Year)

Total Viewers
1. Y&R 4,466,000 (-97,000/-436,000)
2. B&B 2,692,000 (-135,000/-508,000) <---- new low *
3. GH 2,537,000 (-68,000/-43,000)
4. OLTL 2,499,000 (-131,000/+246,000)
5. DAYS 2,354,000 (-9,000/-209,000)
6. AMC 2,344,000 (+41,000/-82,000)

Previous low: 2,791,000 (February 14-18, 2011)

1. Y&R 3.3/11 (same/-.2)
2. B&B 2.0/7 (same/-.3) <---- ties low (2nd straight week)
3. GH 1.9/6 (-.1/same)
3. OLTL 1.9/6 (same/+.2)
5. AMC 1.8/6 (+.1/same)
6. DAYS 1.7/6 (same/-.2) <---- ties low (5th straight week)

Women 18-49 Viewers
1. Y&R 881,000 (-13,000/-189,000)
2. GH 771,000 (-29,000/-64,000)
3. OLTL 668,000 (-31,000/+68,000)
4. DAYS 597,000 (-17,000/-145,000) <---- new low *
5. AMC 540,000 (+38,000/+21,000)
6. B&B 516,000 (+13,000/-179,000)

* Previous low: 600,000 (July 12-16, 2010)

Women 18-49 Rating
1. Y&R 1.3/9 (-.1/-.3) <---- ties low
2. GH 1.2/8 (same/-.1)
3. OLTL 1.0/7 (-.1/+.1)
4. DAYS 0.9/6 (same/-.2) <---- ties low (3rd straight week)
5. AMC 0.8/6 (same/same)
5. B&B 0.8/5 (same/-.3) <---- ties low (2nd straight week)

Girls 12-17 Viewers
1. Y&R 34,000 (+15,000/+6,000)
2. B&B 24,000 (+5,000/same)
3. DAYS 20,000 (-8,000/+10,000)
3. OLTL 20,000 (-6,000/-3,000)
5. GH 12,000 (+3,000/-24,000)
6. AMC 7,000 (-1,000/-28,000)

Women 18-34 Rating
1. Y&R 0.8/6 (same/-.1)
1. GH 0.8/5 (+.1/-.1)
3. OLTL 0.7/5 (+.1/+.1)
4. AMC 0.5/4 (+.2/-.1)
4. DAYS 0.5/4 (same/-.4)
6. B&B 0.4/3 (-.1/-.3) <---- ties low

Men 18+ Viewers
1. Y&R 1,014,000 (-87,000/-102,000)
2. B&B 570,000 (-118,000/-101,000)
3. DAYS 527,000 (same/-20,000)
4. AMC 448,000 (-16,000/-14,000)
5. OLTL 441,000 (-39,000/+58,000)
6. GH 415,000 (-25,000/-76,000)


Day-To-Day Ratings - HH/Total Viewers

Monday: 1.8/2,386,000
Tuesday: 1.8/2,347,000
Wednesday: 1.8/2,369,000
Thursday: 1.7/2,237,000
Friday: 1.9/2,380,000

Monday: 2.0/2,632,000
Tuesday: 2.1/2,859,000
Wednesday: 2.0/2,677,000
Thursday: 1.9/2,585,000
Friday: 2.0/2,706,000

Monday: 1.7/2,330,000
Tuesday: 1.9/2,516,000
Wednesday: 1.8/2,430,000
Thursday: 1.7/2,285,000
Friday: 1.6/2,210,000

Monday: 2.0/2,586,000
Tuesday: 2.0/2,622,000
Wednesday: 1.9/2,478,000
Thursday: 1.9/2,511,000
Friday: 1.8/2,488,000

Monday: 2.0/2,678,000
Tuesday: 1.9/2,484,000
Wednesday: 1.9/2,530,000
Thursday: 1.8/2,481,000
Friday: 1.7/2,324,000

Monday: 3.3/4,502,000
Tuesday: 3.2/4,506,000
Wednesday: 3.3/4,459,000
Thursday: 3.2/4,322,000
Friday: 3.4/4,540,000

Saturday, April 23, 2011

The Diva Inteviews Sheri Anderson Thomas


The Diva and her Spy Network will once again be interviewing former DAYS head writer Sheri Anderson Thomas on our blogtalkradio show. Come join us on Thursday April 28th at 10PM EST as we talk with Sheri regarding her new book a Stirring from Salem due out next month. Please free to call into the show at 914-338-1239 to ask Sheri a question.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Easter Break

The Diva and her Spy Network are on Easter Break enjoying the Holiday with our families. We will be back next week dissing about our favorite soap.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Tuesday's "almost seemed human" tweets


Oh no. Mel and Dario, not a good start. Philip and Parker meets with a social worker who asks where Chloe is. Chloe's calling Kate.

Stefano gets a goon to look for Theo. Stefano tells Vivian the news about 6 year old Theo being missing.

Roman tells r2d2 he can't take a leave of absence because he needs him to help find Ciara. EJole and Taylor at the funeral home.

Priest thinks Taylor is EJ's wife. #awkward

I have to give Melanie credit for hitting Dario enough to make him bleed. #yougogirl

Chloe keeps giving Kate more ammo over the phone. r2d2 learns Theo's missing too. Taylor's upset about being alone, as in without a man.

Chloe tells Kate that she will take Parker away from everyone. Really not impressed with drunken Chloe.

Vivian is suffering a stiff neck from the coffin. lmao Stefano said that for a minute she almost seemed human.

@patriciapease Welcome Patsy!

Nicole spills her guts to the priest. Ejaylor alone in the limo. EJ holds her hand. Taylor vows to stay away from him.

Dario wants Mel out of the Ari's death investigation. Troy surprises Stefano at the DiMansion. He went to prison for EJ's drug dealing.

Mel tells Dario to not tell her what to do. Good luck on that. Masked dude in Daniel's apartment. Chloe drinks a glass of water.

Chloe tells the bartender that Parker is her whole life. Kate shows up at the K-Mansion.

Taylor says something's off with the EJole marriage. yeah, you're the problem. duh.

Mel goes home. Kate plays the tape of drunken Chloe to Philip. Philip's shocked.

Vivian updates Gus. Gus had DNA analyzed of the prisoner who was in Stefano's dungeon.

Stefano finds r2d2 at the Pub. Stefano wants r2d2 to kill Troy then leave town.

r2d2 is not interested in killing Troy. Nicole tries 2 call him. Taylor asks EJ if it bothers him to cheat on Nicole, he says it bothers him

Philip replays the tape for Chloe. Mel reads a book while the electricity goes off. Nicole gets Dario on the phone.

Dario tells Nicole that r2d2 left town. Viv finds out the DiMera's DNA all over the dungeon with one DNA left unmatched.

Another Fay's fall flashback by r2d2. Ej tells Taylor he loves her. The car swerves and she ends up on top of him. Show's over.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Monday's "The Stefano DiMera Show" tweets


State joins the Carvers at the hospital. Dan and Mel find drunken Chloe at the Cheatin Heart. Wabi is not happy r2d2 is leaving.

The doc tells Rafe he's getting out of the hospital.

Abe gets a call. Stefano's not happy that Theo is involved in Ciara's shenanigans. Abe leaves for the SPD. Stefano threatens Bope to Abe.

Why would Ciara run away when her parents reconcile, but not when her father was banging Carly in their house?

Ciara wakes up after she hit her head on a rock on Friday. Ciara insists that Theo not answer the phone. The battery comes dislodged.

r2d2 throws Sami under the bus by saying she left him first. Oh great. Dario walks in. #freethediva

Lexie and Stefano fight over him turning Theo being lost as the "Stefano DiMera show." I'd watch it. Better than the "Hernandez family" show

Julie! She's there for Hope.

omg! Stefano said to Lexie, "don't be a snot!"

Lexie defends Ciara to Stefano. Funny how Stefano is complaining about kidnapping since he had no problem with the idea of kidnapping Ali.

Melanie tells Daniel to get a puppy instead of babysitting Chloe.

Great. DOOL just wasted my time with Rafe being told he got promoted to do arts and crafts. Work on the #dool sets first.

Kate talks sense into Victor and Stefano to stop fighting. Lexie gets a call from Abe. Stefano leaves to make some calls. Bo shows up.

Kate makes a comment that Victor and Stefano are pulling out their phones to see who has the biggest. Anyone have it word for word?

Mel tells Chloe she's playing right into Kate's hands. Chloe calls herself a "one woman disaster area." She orders more drinks.

Theo wants to go home. Ciara says he can go. Theo wants to call his dad. Theo found the phone, but it's broken.

Mel tells Dan that the guy who killed Ari threatened her at the pier.

Even while speaking in Spanish, Dario is still zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Dan and Mel bicker over Dario. Mel said r2d2 didn't care about her being attacked. Dan wants her to rescind the reward.

tech savvy Ciara can't fix her cell phone. I wish she would fix my twitter from refreshing and eating my tweets.

Bo and Victor bicker again about Victor's resources. Bo doesn't want it known that the kids are Victor and Stefano's grandchildren.

Lexie tells the grandpas that Bo is in charge. Ciara and Theo are running out of food. Chloe calls Kate, Kate hits her record button.

r2d2 tells Roman he's taking a leave of absence. Roman won't approve it. Rafe starts messing around with the art supplies.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Episode 38 ready for playback!


This week on our blogtalkradio show, we discussed the cancellations of All My Children and One Life to Live, the future of the remaining four soaps, tech savvy Ciara and Theo, and whether or not Days of Our Lives has a returning vet filming now. We would love to hear your thoughts on the topics discussed on the show. Do you agree or are we way off base? Feel free to leave them here in our comments section.

Friday, April 15, 2011

My thoughts on All My Children and One Life to Live's cancellations

I finally got the chance to watch the video of Brian Frons announcing the end of All My Children and One Life to Live. I was under the wrong impression that Frons personally was at AMC and delivered the news and it was broad casted live to OLTL. I did not realize it was a lame pre-recorded statement to both casts and crews. This is the rudes,t most self indulgent video I have ever seen. He spends most of the time talking about the new shows. Since he is so obsessed with ratings, apparently he does not realize that non reality, non informative soaps like the Young and the Restless and Days of Our Lives consistently beat The View in their favorite demographic of 18 to 34 year old women.

The View is not very informative anyways. They have their "hot topics" section. Then the rest of the show centers around celebrity guests. They really do not do cooking segments. Occasionally they do make overs. But what is the point of doing two more The View wannabes? I honestly cannot stand The View. The last time I watched it was when they announced the daytime Emmy nominations. They had a non "soap expert" on there who did not know what he was talking about. After the nominations were done, instead of commenting on the nominees, Whoopi Goldberg goes on a rant about high fructose corn syrup. I am not interested in watching two more shows bashing high fructose corn syrup. I think the whole daytime talk show genre is dying too. Oprah's ratings are down. Several new talk shows died after a year. Oprah's network's ratings are awful. We do not need more daytime talk shows.

What about prime time? I only watch Desperate Housewives on ABC prime time. That is it. Prime time numbers are down with only NFL football doing well in the ratings. And, there are soapy prime time shows that do well. The genre is not dead. Why not move AMC or OLTL to prime time with a one hour episode a week or run them every night in the summer instead of reruns? Why not improve the sets and make them look more like prime time sets? God forbid they get new writers instead of recycling known soap killers. Get an authentic prime time writer who knows the history of the soap. Think outside the box. The soaps used to do nightly miniseries or special one hour episodes at night that were well received. Why not give that a try before killing a long running show with a viewership that's better than most cable shows?

Apparently no one told Brian Frons that "Dallas" is making a come back too. I seriously doubt JR Ewing will be bashing high fructose corn syrup.

Brian Frons' video dumping of 2 soaps

You can see the video of Brian Frons dumping All My Children and One Life to Live.

: Clip was removed from Daytime Confidential due to copyright restrictions with Disney.

Friday's tech savvy Ciara tweets


Live tweets during Friday's #DOOL in 17 minutes. I may be late. Have company for a few minutes.

Company finally left. Roman's at Bope's house saying kids matching Ciara and Theo's description are at the hospital. It's not them.

Ciara and Theo are having fun deer spotting at the park. Ciara gets another call. r2d2 at the pier with Stefano and EJ. He's fired.

r2d2 gets his money. And he gets a new identity. Wow. Stefano's thorough. Ej still has a bone to pick with r2d2.

Nicole hallucinates about Fay. Fay tells her that she will figure it out for herself.

Nicole says, "he finally did it. EJ got rid of Rafe." We should be so lucky.

Maggie hugs Taylor at the Pub. I bet Maggie's happy that Taylor isn't another boarder at her house. #freemaggie

EJ wants r2d2 to give the Bradys a proper goodbye. Stefano coaches r2d2 how to tell Roman about the Safe marriage being over.

EJ wants r2d2 gone before Nicole figures everything out. Nicole thinks EJ changed Rafe. She vows to see r2d2 again.

EJ and Stefano magically appear at the DiMansion ten seconds later and overhear Nicole's hallucination. Bo leaves a voice mail for Ciara.

I looked away for a few seconds. Looks like Ciara fell and hit her head.

Kate bashes Chloe at the Cheating Heart. I have no idea why Kate is there. Love Suzanne Rogers, but she's got to dump the doily blouses.

Stefano excuses himself. "If my wife's in pain, I'm in pain," says EJ. Except when he's doing her sister.

r2d2 decides to skip town without saying goodbye. Bo thinks the clues to Ciara's disappearance are at their house.

Bope hack into Ciara's email. Aren't Ciara and Theo too young to have cell phones and email? I don't let my 9 year old use email.

r2d2 wonders if Nicole made movies with Taylor. #thatssowrong.

Kate and Chloe argue on who Philip worries about more. Chloe throws her martini on Kate's chest. Taylor's back at the DiMansion

Nicole wants to run errands, EJ orders her to go to the limo and board the plane. Will and Gabi show up at the Safe apartment.

Ratings, DOOL moves up to 5th


All credit goes to Soap Opera Network.

Ratings Report for the Week of April 4-8, 2011

Numbers are based on Live+Same Day ratings

(Compared to Last Week/Compared to Last Year)

NOTE: Please have the courtesy of following our wishes to link only. Thank you.

Total Viewers
1. Y&R 4,563,000 (-179,000/-770,000)
2. B&B 2,827,000 (-82,000/-426,000)
3. OLTL 2,630,000 (+56,000/+150,000)
4. GH 2,605,000 (-115,000/-163,000)
5. DAYS 2,363,000 (+135,000/-354,000)
6. AMC 2,303,000 (-80,000/-123,000)

1. Y&R 3.3/11 (-.1/-.5)
2. B&B 2.0/7 (-.1/-.3) <---- ties low
2. GH 2.0/6 (same/same)
4. OLTL 1.9/6 (same/+.1)
5. AMC 1.7/6 (-.1/-.1) <---- ties low
5. DAYS 1.7/6 (same/-.3) <---- ties low (4th straight week)

Women 18-49 Viewers
1. Y&R 894,000 (-72,000/-315,000)
2. GH 800,000 (-13,000/-140,000)
3. OLTL 699,000 (+54,000/-16,000)
4. DAYS 614,000 (+10,000/-144,000)
5. B&B 503,000 (-106,000/-155,000) * <---- new low
6. AMC 502,000 (-2,000/-99,000)

* Previous low: 519,000 (February 21-25, 2011)

Women 18-49 Rating
1. Y&R 1.4/9 (-.1/-.4)
2. GH 1.2/8 (same/-.2)
3. OLTL 1.1/7 (+.1/same)
4. DAYS 0.9/6 (same/-.2) <---- ties low (2nd straight week)
5. B&B 0.8/5 (-.1/-.2) <---- ties low
5. AMC 0.8/5 (same/-.1)

Girls 12-17 Viewers
1. DAYS 28,000 (+8,000/+4,000)
2. OLTL 26,000 (+12,000/-7,000)
3. B&B 19,000 (+4,000/-12,000)
3. Y&R 19,000 (-3,000/-33,000)
5. GH 9,000 (-3,000/-51,000)
6. AMC 8,000 (-2,000/-16,000)

Women 18-34 Rating
1. Y&R 0.8/6 (same/-.3)
2. GH 0.7/5 (-.1/-.2)
3. OLTL 0.6/4 (same/-.1)
4. DAYS 0.5/4 (same/-.4)
4. B&B 0.5/3 (same/-.1)
6. AMC 0.3/2 (-.1/-.4) * <---- new low

* Previous low: 0.4/3 (March 28 - April 1, 2011)

Men 18+ Viewers
1. Y&R 1,101,000 (-31,000/-69,000)
2. B&B 688,000 (+56,000/+25,000)
3. DAYS 527,000 (+1,000/+23,000)
4. OLTL 480,000 (-16,000/+19,000)
5. AMC 464,000 (-29,000/+15,000)
6. GH 440,000 (-46,000/-104,000)


Day-To-Day Ratings - HH/Total Viewers

Monday: 1.8/2,329,000
Tuesday: 1.9/2,412,000
Wednesday: 1.7/2,254,000
Thursday: 1.7/2,199,000
Friday: 1.7/2,322,000

Monday: 2.1/2,770,000
Tuesday: 2.0/2,760,000
Wednesday: 2.1/2,938,000
Thursday: 2.1/2,973,000
Friday: 1.9/2,696,000

Monday: 1.8/2,513,000
Tuesday: 1.8/2,510,000
Wednesday: 1.7/2,327,000
Thursday: 1.6/2,228,000
Friday: 1.6/2,236,000

Monday: 2.0/2,698,000
Tuesday: 2.0/2,652,000
Wednesday: 2.0/2,665,000
Thursday: 1.9/2,547,000
Friday: 1.9/2,464,000

Monday: 2.0/2,662,000
Tuesday: 2.0/2,794,000
Wednesday: 2.0/2,619,000
Thursday: 1.9/2,604,000
Friday: 1.8/2,470,000

Monday: 3.3/4,463,000
Tuesday: 3.2/4,505,000
Wednesday: 3.4/4,699,000
Thursday: 3.4/4,690,000
Friday: 3.2/4,459,000


For the SEASON September 20, 2010 through April 10, 2011

1. Y&R 3.6
2. B&B 2.2
3. GH 2.1
4. DAYS 2.0
5. OLTL 1.9
5. AMC 1.9

Women 18-49 Rating
1. Y&R 1.7
2. GH 1.4
3. DAYS 1.2
4. B&B 1.0
4. OLTL 1.0
6. AMC 0.9

Diva of DOOL episode 38 this Saturday!

After the cancellations of All My Children and One Life to Live, don't we all want a drink?

Join us this Saturday at 10 pm est for our 38th blogtalkradio show. We will be discussing the last two weeks of Days of Our Lives. We will also be discussing the cancellations of All My Children and One Life to Live, as well as the future of the remaining four soaps. Feel free to call in and give us your thoughts about the cancellations at 814.338.1230 or join us in our chat room. For DOOL fans, it's time to strategize!

Thursday's "horny pound dog" tweets


Just caught Thursday's Days of Our Lives on Soapnet this morning.

Bope discovers Ciara and Theo are missing. They are in the woods. Funny how the DiMeras know exactly where Johnny and Sydney are.

Nicole slaps r2d2 for kissing her. Good for her.

Chabby at the Pub. The Carvers at the hospital. Bope start calling around for the kids. Nicole thinks r2d2 is scamming her.

r2d2 doesn't want Nicole squealing to EJ. He blames the kiss on his brain injury. Taylor looks at a photo of her family sans Brandon.

Let's all support the blogs, websites, message boards, etc that support #DOOL and the other soaps. It's time to be pro-active.

The Carvers mourn for Fay. There should have been an Abe and Fay scene before she died. Abe still is upset he didn't raise Brandon.

State at the pier. Kate is mad that Philip won't call her back. Kate's spy saw Phloe looking lovingly at each other the night before.

Stefano wants Kate to scratch off poison from her arsenal for getting back at Chloe. Stefano says he misses Tony, loves EJ and Lexie.

Chad is mad that Abby is judging him getting close to the DiMeras. EJaylor hug. r2d2 wants Nicole to forget about the kiss.

Nicole agrees to forget the kiss, but r2d2 keeps flirting.

Ciara refuses to answer her cell when Hope calls. Ciara thinks if she doesn't return, that Bope won't divorce.

Soap actors r so much classier than me. I would be pitching a full fledged Diva tirade on twitter if the show I was working on got canceled

Nicole thinks EJ wouldn't believe her if she told him Rafe kissed her. She calls him "horny pound dog." lmfao

Did the Bope house get new wallpaper? I'm just glad it's not blue like all the other sets in Salem. Hope finds a note from Ciara.

State meets up with Chad at the Pub. Chad gets to start at the bottom, and work his way up. Chad wants to be an intern at the hospital.

Another Fay flashback from r2d2. He's lusting out loud about Nicole. EJ calls him. EJ wants a chat. Nicole's back at the DiMansion.

Hope finally calls Lexie about Theo. Stefano tells Chad he's ok w his internship. Having another DiMera at the hospital is a big win 4 him.

Kate thinks Abby is working against Stefano and Chad's relationship. Stefano asks if Abby's a problem, Kate says she already is.

EJ shows up at the Safe apartment. r2d2 brags that Safe will divorce soon. EJ wants to know why Sami left for Colorado.

Taylor's worried about Nicole, but still wants to bang her husband. Taylor asks if Nicole's upset about Fay's words about EJ/secret.

Taylor basically is faking sympathy to her sister to get her to stop snooping about their affair. what a bitch.

Nicole tells Taylor she thinks the secret is about Rafe. Taylor's stunned and relieved.

Carvers show up at Bope's house. They tell them that Ciara thought they were divorcing. Ciara wants Theo to go home, he won't

Stefano points out that Abby is Lucas' niece. She doesn't care. lol Stefano says Chad is not Philip. Stefano's afraid it will backfire.

r2d2 tells EJ that Nicole was there. Whoops! He tells EJ that she has other things on her mind besides her mother's death.

Show's over. That was an abrupt ending on Soapnet. thanks for reading along.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Wednesday's "Rafe's buzz time" tweets


Not a bad eppy.

My screen is still refreshing. How do you get Twitter to stop doing that? It was deleting my tweets while I was composing them.

Dan wants to examine Carly's "injured" wrist. Carly's been around the hospital enough to know not to let Dan examine anything on her body.

r2d2 tells Johnny that it's "Rafe's buzz time." lmfao Johnny tells Sami that he got r2d2 a beer at 9 am. Sami gets on his ass.

r2d2 tells Sami that Fay died last night. Sami bashes him for mourning Fay. Nicole overhears Stefano and EJ discussing their Rafe secret.

Bope sex flashback. They are kissing on their porch. Sami tells r2d2 that Johnny is not his bartender. lol Nicole makes a noise.

EJ hears the noise and asks who is there. Nicole walks into the morning room.

Ciara's ready to leave. Hope tells Ciara that they need to talk. Theo's there. Door bell rings. Hope leaves them in the living room...

...Ciara thinks they are going to tell her they are divorcing. She wants to run away with Theo now.

Carly gets upset when Dan says "we" were worried about you. She thinks he means Mel, Jenn says it's her. She blows Daniel off.

Nicole says she was just dealing with Fay's funeral. They actually seem to buy her lie. Stefano leaves.

EJ asks if she's still thinking about Fay's last words. She said she is.

Alison just did "the more you know" psa about fried foods. I didn't know NBC still did those.

Nicole asks EJ to come to the funeral in Chicago. Why is it in Chicago? I thought Fay was from Salem and then moved to Cleveland?

Bo hugs Ciara, then gets a text. He ushers the kids upstairs. Hope gets camping stuff ready. Ciara spies the backpack.

Carly's super defensive about her problems. She rips Jenn a new one. Jenn is shocked, and leaves her office which looks like Lexie's office

Dan apologizes to Jenn for Carly. Jenn moves in for a sympathy hug. EJ agrees to go to Chicago. Nicole leaves to do errands.

Sami tells r2d2 that she and kids are going to visit Eric. He asks if she wants a divorce.

Carly dry swallows some pills. This story is written well. Addicts do act like that. They get nasty and defensive.

Hope said she's getting Ciara's tea set from the attic. Ciara tells Bo that Hope is driving her to school. Carly feels guilty.

Carly apologizes to Jenn and Dan. Sami denies wanting a divorce. She wants time apart. She gives r2d2 Eric's number, he doesn't care.

Here's a trivia question: how many of Sami's weddings has Eric attended? I don't know the answer. Does anyone?

Nicole talks to herself, wants to find out what this Rafe secret is. Characters talking to themselves instead of emoting is lazy writing.

Ciara comes up with this brilliant idea to hitch a ride on the storm clean up truck with their camping backpack. This story sucks.

Carly tells her friends that her call to Nicholas is what is making her cranky. Sami shows up to the DiMansion.

Twitter deleted my tweet again.

Sami tells EJ she's taking the kids to Eric's sans r2d2. Nicole shows up at Safe's apartment.

twitter ate another tweet. My memory is so bad, I don't remember what it was.

Ej's proud of how Sami is handling the Rafe situation. He's so full of shit. lol

Nicole kisses r2d2's butt. She starts snooping for a spare key out loud while r2d2 looks for cough drops for her *cough*.

Nicole finds Eric's phone number note, asks r2d2 about it. He tells Nicole that Sami's gone. He acts broken hearted. lol

r2d2 hugs/gropes Nicole.

Dannifer discuss Carly's problems with her son. You'd think Sami would be suspicious of EJ supporting her like he is. He gloats to himself

Nicole tries to escape r2d2's hug. r2d2 is surprised that Nicole isn't gloating over his marriage problems. He thinks she's flirting.

r2d2 moves in for a kiss. End of show. Not a bad eppy.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Tuesday's "damn, that man is fine" tweets


Watching DOOL. Oh boy. Dumio gives r2d2 a hard time on the phone. Dan at the Java Cafe. He doesn't seem happy. Mel joins him.

Flashback of Jenn falling on Dan's crotch. Jenn got that pr job at the hospital. No nepotism there. lol She wants Maxine to chaperon her.

Stefano seems very happy considering what happened 2 Fay. He's glowing 2 Carly about Chad moving in. Carly flashes back to calling Nicholas

wtf? Why is twitter reloading and deleting my tweets?

Nicole has a nightmare of her mother telling her to find out EJ's secret. Man that was scary. Taylor regrets not being there for Fay.

r2d2 is at the DiMansion. tells EJ he needs to tell him something. Mel says there's some progress on Ari's hit and run.

EJ introduces r2d2 to Taylor. r2d2 wants to see Nicole.

I don't remember Carly and Stefano being bff's. Stefano's there for a check up. He tells Carly to take care of herself.

Lexie is questioning Carly working too much and opening up to Stefano. Lexie wants to know what's going on with her.

Maxine wants to know why Jen doesn't want to be alone with Dan. Maxine says, "damn that man is fine." lol Calls Jenn out on her crush.

Taylor goes to check on Nicole. r2d2 and EJ are bickering over his presence. r2d2 wants a bonus. Taylor comforts Nicole with her nightmare

Mel gets threatened by a thug to drop the Ari investigation. Dumio beats the perp up. Taylor tells EJ that Nicole really wants 2 talk to him

Nicole wants to leave with Taylor after she talks to EJ. Nicole asks EJ what his secret is.

Carly gets a prescription from Lexie with a refill "just in case." Mel asks Dumio if he noticed anything about her attacker.

EJ's not impressed by Fay's last words. Flashback of EJ scaring Fay. EJ's not fessing up. Nicole's not buying it.

EJ says his secrets are to protect those he loves. Stefano shows up. Stefano asks EJ what's up while the girls leave for a walk.

Maxine leaves Dannifer alone. Dan wants to talk, Jenn doesn't. He wants to talk about their chemistry. He says it's "a rebound thing."

sonofabitch Twitter deleted my last post.

Dannifer agree not to have a relationship. Dumio yells at r2d2 at the SPD for pushing off Mel's attack to another cop.

Taylor asks Nicole what EJ said about his secret. EJ is suspicious of r2d2. Stefano says it's almost over. Thank goodness!

Stefano doesn't care if Nicole learns about EJaylor. EJ thinks that Fay was talking about his other secret.

Dannifer reintroduces themselves to each other. Jenn vows to keep her distance from him. Dan says to himself he'll keep his distance.

screen refreshed again and deleted my tweets. great.

EJ is concerned that Nicole is going to figure out the r2d2 secret. Stefano thinks Fay did not figure it out, EJ thinks she did.

Carly snaps at Dan. r2d2 goes home & asks Johnny to get a beer. EJ tells Stefano that he thinks Fay knew about Rafe with Nicole overhearing

Matthew Ashford interview


Interview with Matthew Ashford about "Antony and Cleopatra."

Monday, April 11, 2011

Monday's "the porn star and the bookkeeper" tweets


Pretty good eppy. I missed some of it due to a phone call.

Carly's remembering Nicholas' phone call. She calls Mel, leaves a message. Repeat from Friday. Carly has the shakes.

Lexie wants Carly to cover for someone. Viv gloats to Gus about rattling Carly last week.

Vivian calls Nic and Taylor, "The porn star and the bookkeeper". The sisters discuss Fay. EJ hates bad rock music that Chad is playing.

Fay tries to alert a nurse to r2d2's presence.

I missed a lot of the show due a phone call.

Phloe threaten Vivian after she tries to get Phil to stay away from Chloe. Gus is outside the DiMansion. r2d2 smothers Fay with a pillow.

Carly and Lexie rush into Fay's room, while r2d2 sneaks out the back door. EJ's in the elevator. Taylor and Nic go to Fay's room.

Vivian and Gus actually used the code instead of just opening the door. They start snooping around. She sees Chad.

Carly breaks the news to the Walker family. Vivian introduces herself to Chad. Funny dialogue. Stefano walks in.

Roman! He lays down the lay between r2d2 and McCarthy with disobeying his orders. Carly shuts Fay's eyes with her family there. :-(

Nicole blames Lexie on Fay's death. Nicole wants to know why Fay died. Chloe doesn't want to sing during open mic night.

Stefano gets Chad to leave to yell at Vivian. She rambles how she just happened to walk into the house. Stefano wants her to pay.

Roman rips into r2d2. McCarthy tells Roman Lexie is on the phone for him. Carly tells the girls that Fay could have had a stroke.

Nicole is not impressed and wants an autopsy. Taylor doesn't. EJ sides with Taylor. Nicole goes back into the room to be with Fay.

Who is watching Parker btw? I must have missed that. Chloe sings. Stefano gets a call. He orders Vivian out, she leaves.

EJ consoles Nicole, Taylor agrees to call Brandon. Nicole asks EJ to be nice to Taylor. Viv isn't happy with Gus's spy work.

Vivian learns Stefano had something going on his basement. EJ comforts Taylor. Nicole vows to learn EJ's secret. Show over.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Friday's The Art of War tweets


Decent episode today. Great performances by Ari Zucker and James Reynolds. Bope makes love.

Bope and Ciara at the Pub with a girl who said Ciara is a "big fat liar." Viv and Carly at the Java Cafe.

Viv calls Nicholas and wishes him a happy birthday in front of Carly. r2d2 puts the scrubs on. Found a doctor's badge and everything.

Real Rafe is eating at the mental hospital reading a book, "The Art of War." Abe! He's talking to Taylor. Taylor is suspicious of the fall

Abe doesn't want Taylor to "go there" about the fall. Does everyone have memory loss in Salem? Any fall in Salem is suspicious!

r2d2 even has fake glasses. Maxine walks on him. Bope finds out Ciara gets picked on because Hope went to prison.

Ciara can still go to Doug & Julie's house. Hope blames herself for Ciara's predicament. Nicholas got a car for his birthday.

I guess I was wrong. Abe thought Taylor was blaming herself for Fay's fall. I thought he thought she was blaming the DiMeras. Whoops!

r2d2 was doing his DeNiro impression for Maxine. She's not impressed. He's get the third degree from her. He leaves.

"Maybe somebody needs to get over themselves," Maxine says about r2d2. lol Fay tries to talk, and can't breath. Lexie to the rescue.

Carly tells Viv she's going to get her son back. We hear Nick's voice finally. Nicole tells Taylor that Fay said something about EJ.

Fay's stable. Call me crazy, why doesn't Lexie refuse visitors for Fay? Tony was badgered to death by Nicole too. Rafe's doing push ups.

Half over. woohoo! Nick says Carly killed his dad in cold blood. He says she's dead to him, and hangs up. Taylor tells Lexie Fay's words

Nicole threatens Lexie to take care of Fay. Taylor leaves to do paperwork. Abe comforts Nicole. Great performance by @Ari_Zucker

Hope inks Bo's glasses are sexy. I'm shocked he's reading a book. lol Hope got a new bed for them. Good for her! Bope makes love.

"You're in good spirits. Did someone die?" says Gus to Vivian. Viv's glowing over getting Carly's goat again. Gus has good news for Vivian

Abe talks about his relationship with Brandon while Carly overhears. James Reynolds is doing an excellent job today too.

Carly is left alone with the medicine cart again. She takes some pills. r2d2 is in Fay's room. Carly goes to the supply room with the pills

Nicole and Taylor are back at the mansion. Flashback of the EJaylor make out scene. Nicole apologizes to Taylor for their childhood.

Bope in the afterglow. Ciara is looking at a map with a flashlight and her teddy bear. She's planning her escape.

Carly calls Mel hoping to hear her voice, ends up in voice mail. Nicole wants to go back to Fay. Rafe still doesn't know who he is.

R2d2 threatens Fay. The end. Have a great weekend everyone. No BTR show tomorrow.

Ratings, DOOL still sucks



Numbers are based on Live+Same Day ratings

( -- Ratings Report for the Week of March 28 - April 1, 2011

(Compared to Last Week/Compared to Last Year)

Total Viewers
1. Y&R 4,742,000 (+204,000/-309,000)
2. B&B 2,909,000 (+90,000/-157,000)
3. GH 2,720,000 (-149,000/+46,000)
4. OLTL 2,574,000 (+63,000/+172,000)
5. AMC 2,383,000 (+8,000/-40,000)
6. DAYS 2,228,000 (-133,000/-294,000) * <---- new low

* Previous low: 2,229,000 (July 2-6, 2007)

1. Y&R 3.4/11 (+.1/-.2)
2. B&B 2.1/7 (same/-.1)
3. GH 2.0/6 (-.1/same)
4. OLTL 1.9/6 (same/+.1)
5. AMC 1.8/6 (same/same)
6. DAYS 1.7/5 (same/-.2) <---- ties low (3rd straight week)

Women 18-49 Viewers
1. Y&R 966,000 (+37,000/-164,000)
2. GH 813,000 (-67,000/-114,000)
3. OLTL 645,000 (+22,000/-65,000)
4. B&B 609,000 (+21,000/+22,000)
5. DAYS 604,000 (-55,000/-121,000)
6. AMC 504,000 (-9,000/-144,000)

Women 18-49 Rating
1. Y&R 1.5/10 (+.1/-.2)
2. GH 1.2/8 (-.1/-.2)
3. OLTL 1.0/6 (+.1/-.1)
4. B&B 0.9/6 (same/same)
4. DAYS 0.9/6 (-.1/-.2) <---- ties low
6. AMC 0.8/5 (same/-.2)

Girls 12-17 Viewers
1. Y&R 22,000 (-4,000/-15,000)
2. DAYS 20,000 (+8,000/+6,000)
3. B&B 15,000 (+4,000/-8,000)
4. OLTL 14,000 (+2,000/-25,000)
5. GH 12,000 (-6,000/-37,000)
6. AMC 10,000 (+4,000/-16,000)

Women 18-34 Rating
1. Y&R 0.8/6 (+.1/-.3)
1. GH 0.8/5 (+.1/-.1)
3. OLTL 0.6/4 (+.1/-.1)
4. DAYS 0.5/3 (same/-.4)
4. B&B 0.5/3 (same/-.1)
6. AMC 0.4/3 (same/-.2) <---- ties low (2nd straight week)

Men 18+ Viewers
1. Y&R 1,132,000 (+70,000/+47,000)
2. B&B 632,000 (+22,000/-18,000)
3. DAYS 526,000 (-26,000/+25,000)
4. OLTL 496,000 (+56,000/+78,000)
5. AMC 493,000 (+60,000/+56,000)
6. GH 486,000 (-16,000/+11,000)


Day-To-Day Ratings - HH/Total Viewers

Monday: 1.9/2,547,000
Tuesday: 1.7/2,231,000
Wednesday: 1.9/2,473,000
Thursday: 1.9/2,424,000
Friday: 1.7/2,241,000

Monday: 2.1/2,822,000
Tuesday: 2.1/2,794,000
Wednesday: 2.2/3,087,000
Thursday: 2.2/2,929,000
Friday: 2.0/2,914,000

Monday: 1.7/2,288,000
Tuesday: 1.8/2,436,000
Wednesday: 1.7/2,382,000
Thursday: 1.7/2,416,000
Friday: 1.4/1,917,000

Monday: 2.1/2,848,000
Tuesday: 2.1/2,815,000
Wednesday: 2.0/2,673,000
Thursday: 2.1/2,953,000
Friday: 1.8/2,311,000

Monday: 2.0/2,726,000
Tuesday: 2.0/2,568,000
Wednesday: 1.9/2,504,000
Thursday: 2.0/2,688,000
Friday: 1.8/2,383,000

Monday: 3.5/4,928,000
Tuesday: 3.4/4,610,000
Wednesday: 3.5/4,871,000
Thursday: 3.4/4,757,000
Friday: 3.2/4,546,000


For the SEASON September 20, 2010 through April 3, 2011

1. Y&R 3.6
2. B&B 2.2
3. GH 2.1
4. DAYS 2.0
5. OLTL 1.9
5. AMC 1.9

Women 18-49 Rating
1. Y&R 1.7
2. GH 1.4
3. DAYS 1.2
4. B&B 1.0
4. OLTL 1.0
6. AMC 0.9

No btr show this week


Don't bother calling EJ. We won't be there. Unfortunately, all four of us have other plans this weekend. Not much to talk about this week anyways. We'll try again next week.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Thursday's "EJ, secret" tweets


Seems odd that Chad didn't seem that concerned about the blood on the floor. Talk about bad omens!

State all dressed up. Chabby at the Java Cafe. Nicole thanks EJ for being there for her. Fay wakes up with Taylor there. Another flashback

I'm assuming it's a fake out, but r2d2 is confessing all to Sami. Fay is flipping out. She doesn't want Taylor to get Lexie. Good call!

r2d2 puts Sami in a choke hold.

Chabby's fighting over him moving into the DiMansion. Chad tells Abby he likes the DiMeras after he met them. She vows not to bad mouth them

Chad asks Abby if she wants to help him move. State is such a stunning couple. Kate got Chad's room prepared.

r2d2 was just fantasizing about confessing and killing Sami. Bummer, dude. He goes back to pretending to be Rafe. Nicole thinks she's lucky

Fay tells Taylor she has to help Nikki. Kate warns Stefano that Chad might get curious at the DiMansion. Stefano's not worried. lol

Safe2 are arguing about his job. Man, they really are like a real married couple. Fay falls back unconscious. Nic tells EJ she loves him

Stefano, Chad, and Abby arrive at the mansion to see Mary scrubbing blood off the floor. Taylor is pissed that EJole are kissing.

EJ tries to talk to Taylor, and she leaves in a huff. r2d2 wants to do the stake out alone, but McCarthy wants to go too.

Sami goes home, Caroline is there. Sami starts bitching about r2d2 again. Sami tells Caroline she thinks r2d2 wanted to kill her.

Geez, stop bitching about the boxing already. Now, she's bitching about EJ getting involved. Sami admits she agrees with EJ about r2d2.

Kate gives Chabby the tour of the house. Kate looks fab. Nic talks to Fay. She thanks her mom for being there for her.

Taylor looks for Chicago apartments via her phone. McCarthy says Roman wants 2 ppl per stakeout. He looks at some papers on her desk.

Stefano wants a group hug. Aw. He's such a softie. Stefano toasts Chad. r2d2 tricks McCarthy into doing another investigation on her own.

Fay doesn't react well to Nicole singing EJ's praises. Sami doesn't buy that Rafe's accident caused his violence problems.

r2d2 easily walks into the hospital supply room where there's scrubs. Fay says, "EJ, secret." Show's over.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Wednesday's "your fights, Brady are my fights" tweets


Only one flashback today, thank goodness. Brady kisses Melanie again, and I liked it! Dumio annoys all the girls in town. Victor romantically tries to have dinner with Maggie in Paris, and she turns him down.

Another flashback! r2d2 planning to inject Fay with an air bubble. Brady is on the phone during work since #DOOL is too cheap to get a set.

Brady wants the hospital children's wing to be named after Isabella. Dumio and Mel at the Cheatin Heart. She spills her beer on him.

EJaylor discussing if Fay knew about their twu wuv. Nicole finds something in the foyer. Sami's at the hospital. Her cell rings.

How quickly do you guys think we'll get another recasted Hernandez family member?

Sami's on the phone with her g-ma. She sees r2d2 in Fay's room.

Victor tells Brady he loves him. Aww Brady plays the Isabella card. Maggie shows up at the Cheatin Heart which is odd for an ex-alcoholic.

Dumio leaves. Nicole asks Mary where she found Fay's cell. Fay's alarms go off again. Unfortunately for Fay, Lexie arrives.

Mel tells Maggie that Dumio is "creepy and annoying." Tell tiic at #DOOL that. We all agree.

Maggie tries to enlist Mel to reunite Brady and Victor. Victor calls Maggie, and tells her to come over asap. Mel calls Brady.

Nicole tells Taylor and tells her Fay never took the sedatives and she found Fay's phone on the table in the foyer. Hire her for the SPD!!

BTW....why aren't the cops investigating Fay's fall? A sober woman falls down the stairs at the DiMansion, and the SPD doesn't care?

Sami interrogates r2d2 again. Why does Sami question r2d2 visiting Fay when she was there doing the same thing? She has no right 2 B there

Maggie's not amused that Victor was such a drama queen over the phone. He wants to take her to Paris. *swoon* I'm swooning not her.

Dumio goes to the Pub to annoy Stephanie. He questions her on her Mel bashing. EJ gets mad at r2d2. False alarm on Fay's alarm.

Sami actually mentions Brandon. First time his name has come up since Fay's fall. Please bring back #mattcedeno.

Maggie turns him down. wth? Brady is at the Cheatin Heart with Mel. Still not a good place for an addict. Why do the walls look pink?

Mel likes him taking over Titan. Brady has second thoughts. Steph gets annoyed with Dumio and leaves. EJ tells r2d2 he looks shifty.

Here we go again...Sami's bitching again about r2d2 teaching Johnny how to fight. r2d2 leaves. Sami says she can handle her husband.

Victor wants to take Maggie to dinner, not live in Paris. Magic speaks French to each other, so far no french kissing.

Maggie offers to cook for Victor instead of the Paris trip. Is she nuts? I'll go. #tsabedamned

There's so much inappropriate chemistry between Melanie and Brady that I'm starting to cheer for them dispute the age difference. #Melady

"Your fights Brady, are my fights," says Melanie. Aww omg! They kissed. I'm so jealous! Fay is stable but sedated.

r2d2 and Sami continue their fight outside where they got married. After making up, he asks to leave. lol Sami's pissed.

Melanie leaves Brady at the Cheatin Heart. Taylor apologizes to unconscious Fay. Where's Abe btw? That's his baby's momma in the hospital.

r2d2 threatens Sami after she grabs him when he tries to leave. Show's over.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Tuesday's everyone's angry tweets


I have no idea why, but today's episode was filled with nothing but people fighting with each other. If you didn't see it yet, you can safely miss it. Nothing happened.

How many flashbacks will we get today? Anyone want to bet? Holy crap, there's a flashback right now!

Dumio is harassing Melanie on her "break up" with Brady at the Java Cafe. So far this episode is royally going to suck.

Phil escorts a social services woman out of the K-Mansion while Chloe listens. Carly & Dan tell the Walker Sisters that Fay wasn't sedated.

Sami nags r2d2 that Fay isn't dead yet. ANOTHER FLASHBACK. r2d2 wants to know if Fay is talking. Now Sami yells at him for caring!

Fay's vitals take a nose dive. Chloe thinks Phil is playing her. Sami accuses r2d2 of hoping Fay doesn't make it. Sami bashes Nicole again

Fay gets a cold blue. EJ tries to wake her up.

Chloe keeps yelling at Phil. Phil tells her that she told the social worker that Chloe's doing better. He wants joint custody.

Someone named Amy comes up and introduces herself to Dario. Dario hands her money and asks what that will buy him. I would guess a jail cell

r2d2 finally figures out he can't do anything to satisfy Sami. He's one step ahead of EJ that's for sure. r2d2 talks to himself about Fay.

Dan tells the girls that Fay is stablized. The sisters go to see her. Chloe says she might not want joint custody.

Amy leaves saying she hopes she can give Dumio what he wants. Mel was eavesdropping the entire time. Amy's a private investigator.

Caroline's watching the kids again. Sami doesn't want them. Lexie is in Fay's room. You know what that means, Fay's gonna die.

Nicole reminds Taylor she had a secret to spill. EJ admits to Lexie that he terrified Fay into freaking out. r2d2 has got his beer.

Darly wait for their daughter to show up at the Pub. Wasn't Carly supposed to have dinner at Jenn's on Monday's eppy?

Dan's on Carly's ass. Everyone's angry today. Melanie shows up at the Pub. r2d2 takes some clothes for his stake out.

Sami offers to pray for Fay with r2d2. Usually Sami only prays when her kids are in health trouble and barters with God.

Sami asks r2d2 if he loves her which he answered last week.

Lexie thinks Fay knows what's going on with EJaylor. I'd throw myself down the stairs too if I knew.

FLASHBACK number 3. Great job by @ValerieWildman of fighting with Rafe2. Very realistic.

After spending ten seconds with their mom, the Walker sisters leave. r2d2 leaves. Sami talks to herself.

Dan's mad that Mel is keeping Phil's money that he gave her. Mel puts out a reward for info on Ari's death. Dan's mad she's talking to Dumio

Caroline's over at Sami's to listen to her bitch and moan.

Chloe doesn't want joint or sole custody. wth does she want? Carly tells Dan she's made a decision.

Mel & Dumio at the Cheatin Heart playing pool on the Justin and Adrienne sex scene location. He's not impressed by Mel's reward.

Delia says she did give Fay the sedative after Nicole interrogates her. Whoever wrote today's eppy must have been totally pissed off that day.

Caroline's recommending divorce already to Sami. Sami's upset he calls her "babe." gmafb Caroline's not happy Sami didn't take her advice

r2d2 shows up at the hospital, and easily walks into Fay's room unseen. r2d2 has a syringe. Did he get it from Carly? lol

Nicole figures out Fay didn't take the sedatives. EJ tells Taylor that he thinks Fay knows about them. r2d2 wants to kill her via air bubble

Thanks for reading along. Got Dumio and Stephanie tomorrow. She must be leaving town to get away from him. lol And some Magic!

Monday, April 4, 2011

Monday's flashback-o-rama tweets


Nothing but flashbacks, and Justin and Adrienne marrying off screen.

Fay gets thrown down the stairs again. Jenn answers the door for Dan at her house. She says there's something wrong with Carly.

Carly flashes back 2 stabbing herself in the thigh w/ a syringe at Java Cafe. Sami flashes back to talking to r2d2 about why she loves him.

EJ overhears Johnny telling Sami that r2d2 was going 2 make him a better fighter at the Pub. r2d2 steals Fay's necklace.

Sami's got the Salem braid today. Yes, I mean braid. Sami defends r2d2's boxing lessons to EJ. Funny how calm EJ is when he's phony.

Taylor and Nicole find Fay on the floor.

Jenn is upset that she can't get a hold of Carly. Justin and Adrienne! omg! Carly spills her coffee. Carly leaves.

Sami deflects the r2d2 questions by bashing Nicole. EJ blames r2d2's behavior on a brain injury. Sami mentions his hypoglycemia.

Taylor calls 911. r2d2 hides in Taylor's room. Thunder storm warning interrupts DOOL. I'm not complaining.

Carly sees the newspaper article of the patient of hers that died. Maxine hands Carly anti anxiety meds to give to a patient.

Why doesn't Carly see a therapist or get someone to prescribe pills for her instead of stealing?

EJ threatens to restrict Sami's custody if she doesn't get r2d2 under control. Nicole walks into Taylor's room, doesn't see r2d2.

Fay stops breathing, Taylor does chest compressions. She starts breathing again. Taylor and Nicole see the blood from her head.

Justin and Adrienne gossip about Bope and Carly. Adrienne thinks Bo abandoned Carly and lead her on. Carly gives the pills to a nurse.

Jenn falls off a stool and practically lands on Dan's crotch. Not sure how they managed that. EJ sees the blood on the floor.

Mary fills EJ in on Fay. Fay's at the hospital. Lucky for them, Carly is sober. Nicole blames herself for Fay's fall.

r2d2 made it back to Safe's apartment. Another Fay staircase flashback. Geez. We get the point, he pushed her down the stairs.

Sami comes home and startles r2d2.

Jenn apologizes because it looks like she may have fell on his crotch on purpose. Like he would mind that if it was on purpose. He's a guy.

EJ consoles Nicole at the hospital. Lucky for him he grabbed the right sister. Fay is stable. Nicole sees Fay, Taylor is left alone with EJ

Carly says Fay needs surgery. Unconscious Fay has a flashback of the conspirators. I'm not joking, she really is having a flashback.

Fay wakes up with her tube down her throat. Sami asks r2d2 is he's ok. Taylor calls Sami tells her the news, asks for Sami to take kids.

Sami tells r2d2 the news. He asks "she's not dead?" Sami jumps down his throat.

Justin wants to get married tonight. DOOL is so dumb. Soap weddings are ratings gold. Nicole starts talking to Fay.

EJ consoles Nicole. EJ is left alone with Fay. Nicole tells Taylor Fay might go into a coma. Carly disagrees that Fay fell down the stairs

Justin and Adrienne are too darned cute. He bought them plane tickets for their wedding. They leave the Cafe. Jenn notices a crooked pic

Jenn flashes back to falling on Dan's crotch. Carly tells them Fay was not sedated. Wouldn't she be bruised from the fight?

Sami accuses r2d2 of wanting Fay dead. EJ tries to wake up Fay. She doesn't react well, her monitors go off. The End. Thank goodness.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Tuesday and Wednesday's tweets


I missed Tuesday's episode live. Wednesday I saw the eppy, but twitter wasn't working.

I'm watching Tuesday's #DOOL now on youtube. Sarcastic comments forthcoming.

So Carly is going to be the fourth woman in less than a year on DOOL who flips out after losing the man she loves? Sexist much?

Someone locked the doors to the DiMorning room? That's never happened ever. You are supposed to leave them unlocked when you're having sex

I don't get why we had to wait a year and a half to get a Vivian v Stefano/Kate storyline. That's gold baby!

Words we never thought would come out of Sami's mouth, "I just don't want to have sex with you right now."

EJ's got the power to make out with Taylor then completely kiss her mother's ass in ten seconds flat.

r2d2 get smacked by Sami. Good for her.

Words you thought you'd never hear from @stefanodimera "I'm a happily married man now."

Taylor said she never lied to her mother in her life. Oh come on.

"Elevate your own tension EJ," says Taylor. I'm sure he will later. #blueballs

FYI, there was a sign on the wall behind Stefano at the Brady Pub that said, "Gladiator."

On to Wednesday's DOOL eppy.

If was asleep on the couch, and woke up seeing Sami glaring at me, I'd be scared to death too.

Sami's mad that r2d2 slept like a baby after their fight. All men do that Sami. She just doesn't understand men.

"'We have to talk' are the worst words in the English language," says r2d2. Good point.

"We got married so you can take me to the vet and have me altered," says r2d2 to Sami. Damn, I couldn't have said it better myself.

Sami and Rafe2 are the most realistic couple on DOOL. lol He's picking fights, she's seething and slamming doors.

"Katherine, you see what happens to men when they marry Samantha," says @stefanodimera. #castration