Sunday, January 23, 2011
Ode to Dr. Dan
Diva Spy Network contributor, Anna, wrote this magnificent poem about Dr. Daniel Jonas in 2008. Anna recited it for us during last night's blogtalkradio show.
Ode to Dr. Dan
I don't see an Ejami, Lumi, Tanna or Date, I see us bound by the love of DanHate;
We are like snowflakes, no two are alike,,,but we all want to see Dan leave town on his bike;
Despite the forced pairings and dumb plot device, we know who's been naughty and who has been nice.
Sure, we may want Ejole, or an angel and cupid, or simply for EJ to not look so stupid;
We may want a Safe, or God forbid Chan, but there's no mistaking our disgust for Saint Dan.
While some may like Chex or have low self esteem, we all wish we hadn't seen Dan's nasty dream;
Dan is a perv and a creep we agree, and none want to see what's under his tree!
It's not his fault, it's the writers' pen, but let's just hope he won't touch her again.
There's something familiar about Chloe and deer, that special look when cars come near;
We don't want to see it, the grope or the looks, fore Chlan is just gross, in most of our books!
Please writers please, have mercy on us, and throw someone else, under the bus!!!
Circa 2008 couple names:
Date=Daniel and Kate, Chan=Chelsea and Daniel, Chlan=Chloe and Daniel (Daniel gets around….)
Chex=Chelsea and Max (barf); Chuncle (not in the Ode but another name for Chelsea + her Uncle (Max).