"I can't marry Daniel with this scratch on my face."
After not watching the show for a month, the Diva decides to give DOOL another shot.
Brady/Dr. DICK: Dr. DICK has Brady's drink drugged at the poker game. Brady stumbled out. Dr. DICK puts some liquor in Brady's mouth while he's passed out. Dr. DICK even leaves his flask. John Callahan is doing a great job with this limited role.
Sami/EJ/Steph/Nathan/Jenn/Adrienne: Sami's still missing Rafe unlike the viewers. EJ drives Sami to Jenn's house. Holy crap. Would have it had killed them to put some furniture in the entry? Looks like hell. Sami has her flashback of Alice's advice to her as a teenager about love. Jenn still looks super cute. She said Jack would be there soon. Stephanie tells Aunt Adrienne that she told Nathan about missing a few birth control pills. She's not pregnant, thank goodness!
Rafe/guard/Shane. Well, this is my first eppy seeing Shane again. He was on for a whopping ten seconds. Lucky us we get to see superhero Rafe again. Boring. Don't know how da hell he ended up in Anna's hospital room at the end of the eppy.
Daniel/Chloe/Father Matt/Melanie/Philip/Carly. Chloe stops the wedding in her hospital room. She talks to Father Matt about her affair with Philip. Then she actually gets up the nerve to ask for him to tell Carly to stfu! Seriously! I cannot believe Chloe did that. Carly and Mel get closer at the Brady Pub. Philip's freaking out about his secret coming out. Eventually Steph and Nathan show up. Father Matt finally comes to his senses and refuses to marry Chloe/Daniel. Seriously, who cares? I don't care if they marry or not.
Bill/Laura/Jenn. The best moment of the show was the Jenn reuniting with her parents. Awwwww.
Anna. Anna wakes up and attempts to flee. Some of Stefano's goons come in to check on her. Anna fakes being asleep. One actually touches her lip which is a bit odd. Anna opens her door. She sees someone and is quite frightened. Of course we would all love it if it was Tony on the other side of the door. Which of course means that it's definitely not Tony. Rafe discovers her empty hospital room after single-handedly capturing Joran Van Der Sloot.