Carly/Daniel/Vivian - Daniel plays Bo Lite to protect Poor Helpless Carly from Big Bad Vivian. Not only is Daniel becoming Bo Lite but he talks to Chloe about moving into Bo’s house. He’s also thinking about buying a motorcycle and growing a beard.
Father What’s His Name/Chloe - Chloe bemoans all of her problems about Daniel and Carly and Melanie to the good Father because we all know God has nothing better to do than to listen to her whine.
Aaron/Stephanie/Nathan - Nathan stops Stephanie from going on another date and asks her out for a date. I restrain banging my head against my keyboard. For the love of God, when is this going to stop? Maybe I should ask Father What’s His Name.
Philip/Melanie - Philip just can’t get his job position filled. After Chloe rejected Philip’s job offer yesterday to be Daniel’s wife, Melanie refused today to go to nursing school. Apparently Salem doesn’t have nearly enough incompetent doctors around.
Sami/Roman - Sami whines. Roman lectures. Sami gets mad at Roman. Will and Sami fight. Will storms off to Kate’s house, once more reminding me of the old LUMI days. Damn, I miss Lucas.
Kate/Chad/Madeline/Gaby - Madeline tells Gaby that she’s going to help Rafe. I’m wondering what’s up with Madeline and Kate -- the only interesting thing on the show today.
Stefano/EJ - EJ threatens to kill Stefano but can’t go through with it. Sami arrives. Will Stefano tell her the truth? Oh, I’m just hanging off the cliff, can’t wait until Monday, biting my nails, dying of suspense here. Yeah, whatever.