Don't read the following copy and paste from The Douchebag's latest Nelson Ratings.DON'T READ THIS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
• I’m convinced OLTL is trying to make me feel like a pedophile. They boast the best younger child actors in the business. My new fave? That scene-stealing little brat, Jack, played by future soap star, Carmen LoPorto. If I was Robin Strasser, I’d be worried because Lo Porto easily trumped the Emmy winner recently when Jack hilariously mocked her new Buddha outfit. Is it wrong to want to slap and squeeze a child’s cheeks at the same time?
The Diva warned you!
Ok am I reading this correctly? Is he pretty much lusting after a teenager? I hope that is not what I am reading cause that is just WRONG on so many levels....ewwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteHow old is this actor? I never heard of him.
ReplyDeleteI think he is about 11 or 12 years old. He is Todd's kid that he tried to sell when he was born cause Blair told him that the kid wasn't his.
ReplyDeleteThat is so wrong
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ReplyDeleteLet's try this again...
ReplyDeleteDiva of DOOL, you leave me no choice but to express myself in pictures. For your viewing pleasure...
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh229/wawame123/douche1-1-1.jpg
11 or 12? I hope that kid puts a restraining order against him.
ReplyDeleteThanks wawame. I'll use that pic later. lol
Wow...Nelson Branco really is a douche.
ReplyDeleteYikes! He is almost admitting to wanting that kid!
ReplyDeleteI knew there would be another chapter to the douchebag saga!
And this was after Nelson read everyone the riot act because they were critical of Dorian's implied oral sex with David.
ReplyDeleteBecause to him, anyone who doesn't agree with his use of the word pedophile, or his opinions on oral sex, must be HOMOPHOBIC!
Except, not.
Nelson, I'd like to introduce you to a completely foreign concept. It's called dignity. Have you ever heard of it?
Nelson Branco is sicker in the head than I thought. He is lusting after a kid. He needs to be arrested and put in jail where he will be someone's bitch. Then again, he would probably enjoy that. What a sick little man. I can't believe that TV Guide would associate themselves with that sicko!
ReplyDeleteEW. Ever heard of something called "too much information," Nelson Branco? Please, do everyone a favor and STFU. You're not witty. You're not charming. You're not edgy. You're just gross.
ReplyDeleteP.S. You're not talented, either. That's why you're stuck writing online columns about soaps.
ReplyDeleteAah is it wrong to want to pinch and slap a child?
ReplyDeleteHeck yeah.
This guy is just a perve. It would be like me lusting after the kid who plays Ciara.