Don't read the following copy and paste from The Douchebag's latest Nelson Ratings.
DON'T READ THIS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
• I’m convinced OLTL is trying to make me feel like a pedophile. They boast the best younger child actors in the business. My new fave? That scene-stealing little brat, Jack, played by future soap star, Carmen LoPorto. If I was Robin Strasser, I’d be worried because Lo Porto easily trumped the Emmy winner recently when Jack hilariously mocked her new Buddha outfit. Is it wrong to want to slap and squeeze a child’s cheeks at the same time?
The Diva warned you!